The Appliance Crisis
I was having an eat-an-entire-pack-of-Oreos type of day because I’d stepped on my glasses getting out of bed, Ernest had accidentally tossed my algebra textbook into a puddle, and the magic toaster was acting up again. The toaster gleamed menacingly, its dial turned to the burn-everything-to-a-crisp setting. I slammed a piece of bread inside. “Just […]